Goes to this kid right here.
Today at work, I was standing in the middle of a room full of advertising sales reps, awaiting some instructions.
While I waited, I noticed some Christmas decor attached to some garland, and decided to touch THEM, with the palm of my hand. Cupping them ever so gently, palm up, I suddenly realized they were the ONLY CHRISTMAS BALLS STRUNG ANYWHERE on that garland.....and then it occurred to me that these TWO SHINY BLUE BALLS were hung there as a dirty little inside joke by someone, and I HAD BEEN STANDING THERE, FONDLING THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. !!!!!!!!!!
I looked around to see if anyone had noticed, and immediately felt very dirty and stupid.
Naive much? Yes. Yes I am.
Today at work, I was standing in the middle of a room full of advertising sales reps, awaiting some instructions.
While I waited, I noticed some Christmas decor attached to some garland, and decided to touch THEM, with the palm of my hand. Cupping them ever so gently, palm up, I suddenly realized they were the ONLY CHRISTMAS BALLS STRUNG ANYWHERE on that garland.....and then it occurred to me that these TWO SHINY BLUE BALLS were hung there as a dirty little inside joke by someone, and I HAD BEEN STANDING THERE, FONDLING THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. !!!!!!!!!!
I looked around to see if anyone had noticed, and immediately felt very dirty and stupid.
Naive much? Yes. Yes I am.
4 comments:
Holy shiat! That is HIGH-larious!
man, i miss morning huddles. that would have been a good one too! my guess it was curtis higgins who hung them there.
Oh. My. Goodness. That is so funny! I bet you blushed a little, too.
crap that's funny!
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